Sliding over just a bit from Secrets, now I would like to share with you some history of yours truly, Tess and the kids and extended family. So I went to the Internet, the great body of knowledge that it is, to see what I could learn. Here are my findings…
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Charles!
- In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Charles.
- Charles is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
- Some hotels in Asia have Charles floating in their swimming pools!
- Charles can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- The first domain name ever registered was Charles.com. (Yeah, I knew it!)
- Never store Charles at room temperature.
- Charles can smell some things up to six miles away.
- There are 336 dimples on Charles.
- The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Charles.
- The porpoise is second to Charles as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Caldwells!
- Caldwells once came third in a Drew Carey lookalike contest.
- More people are phoned by Caldwells each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- In their entire life, Caldwells will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey but will produce a considerable amount of maple syrup.
- Caldwells like to boil water.
- Caldwells can not regurgitate!
- Ostriches stick their heads in Caldwells not to hide but to look for maple syrup.
- There are six towns named Caldwells in the United States!
- Caldwell are very punny people but cause people to groan in disgust.
- Caldwells are 1500 years older than the pyramids.
- Caldwells will often glow under UV light.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Terrific Trio!
- Terrific Trio were invented in China in the eleventh century, but were only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- Terrific Triolatry is the mindless worship of Terrific Trio.
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Terrific Trio!
- Terrific Trio can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant!
- Terrific Trio became extinct in England in 1486!
- Terrific Trios made remarkable comebacks in 2003 despite being extinct.
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Terrific Trio.
- The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Terrific Trio and compline!
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Terrific Trio from each salad served in first class.
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Terrific Trio!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sebastian!
- Sebastian can last longer without water than a camel can.
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Sebastian has 7 (despite eating peas.)
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Sebastian!
- If you toss Sebastian 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
- If you chew gum while peeling Sebastian then it will stop you from crying.
- Sebastian can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- The first Sebastian was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
- Ostriches stick their heads in Sebastian not to hide but to look for water or maple syrup.
- Cathay Pacific saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Sebastian from each salad served in business class.
- Some hotels in Phuket & Antigua have Sebastian floating in their swimming pools.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tess!
- Never store Tess below room temperature, in fact, preferably much above.
- Worldwide, Tess is the most important natural enemy of unsaved files.
- Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Tess.
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world’s Tess supply!
- Pacman was originally called Tessman.
- If you drop Tess from more than 3 metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
- Olympic badminton rules say that Tess must have exactly fourteen feathers!
- Only 55 percent of Canadians know that the sun is made of Tess.
- Olive oil was used for washing Tess in the ancient Mediterranean world!
- Three seagulls flying overhead indicate the good fortune that Tess is near.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lyons!
- Lyons have three eyelids.
- Lyons are the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
- Lyons have four noses… but they can morphe into one.
- A lump of lyons the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink lyons!
- Lyons can last longer without water than a camel can. Thus, Sebastian is very much Lyons and not just Caldwell.
- Americans discard enough lyons to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months. Especially AA & CX. Further proof that Sebastian is a lyons.
- Devoid of their cells and proteins, lyons have the same chemical makeup as sea water!
- Lyons have only one weakness – an affinity for investment seminars.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but lyons can not!
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2 Replies to “Time Share”
WHAT is the Internet saying?!! I just don’t get it – am I a bit slow?!!
Love, M xox
Ummmm , ok