Insanity in Shanghai

Shg_day_4Despite last week’s issuance of muddled terrorist warnings for China (and Hong Kong, too, for that matter) I have come to Shanghai this week. I am speaking at a large HR conference and also dropping in on our Shanghai office.

I started this blog in the Immigration Hall of the Shanghai International Airport. I have been here for one hour and thirty minutes. The place is incredibly disorganized. When we started there were roughly 100 in my line. There is one line for each letter of the alphabet… do the math, there were (and still are with more passengers arriving behind us) 2600 people in this room.

I was in one of those annoying scenes when everyone jockeyed to get ahead in their line. People were jumping back and forth into each others lines. The hall was so crowded, it was hard to argue from one person to the next, "hey, get back in your line," because they would say, "that’s not my line, THIS is my line."

After over AN HOUR and fifteen minutes, I finally went back to the END of another line because the Immigration officer in my first line was slow as molasses. The officer in the second line processed about 40 people in twenty minutes and I finally left my fellow passengers behind. No idea how he did that but I was finally done!

Of course, by then our bags were long gone. Other flights had arrived and signage changed to handle their cargo. I searched all the baggage belts to no avail and finally stopped in the middle of the chaos to figure out who I should speak to about my bag. Just then one of those annoying sirens discharged behind me, indicating a belt was about to stop. Irritated, I turned to glare at the belt, as if my disapproving look would make the belt any quieter. "Please, let’s use our INSIDE siren, honestly!" But then I turned to discover the offending belt had just parked my bag a meter away from me in an apparent peace offering.

I cleared Customs to find ten times the chaos in the airport. China is on fire with growth and activity, especially Shanghai, and everywhere one turns is witness to that fact. I eventually found the hotel car and am currently en route to my hotel. Alas, though, I have been defeated. Yet another late flight (Saturday I took a day trip to Bangkok for a business meeting – left at 6 AM and returned at 1 AM) and the airport delays, I have missed my function. The night before the conference (tonight) there is a dinner and keynote address. I am supposed to be at the speaker’s table. That’s not going to happen now. Ah well.

Shg_needle_1On the surface Shanghai is looking more and more like a scene from a science fiction movie. Lights and architecture are strategically juxtaposed to create a highly futuristic picture. In the 1920s Shanghai was one of the planet’s top metropolises. Born again the city is rapidly winning back it’s buzzy, happening image.

Shg_night_3But lurking beneath the surface there remains a disorganized system that lacks horsepower. Economists know this all too well. Anyone who takes a gander at Southern China’s economic stats will see that Shanghai’s contribution is minute compared to the Pearl River Delta. And even the statistics that dwarf Shanghai are in turn dwarfed by Hong Kong’s twelve cylinder, highly developed economic and legal engine. Yes, Shanghai sure looks sexy, but it will still take years to catch-up to the economic and legal muscle Hong Kong boasts.

In the meantime it is a great city to visit as long as one keeps their temper in check.

Grrrr…

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  1. Mum aka Mo (grandmother) aka Maureen Lyons November 13, 2005 at 11:37 pm

    Great blog, Chuck. But I was tired and frustrated just reading it so can only imagine the challenge for you! Trust peace and calm return soon to your business life.
    Love, M xox

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  2. I am so with you on the long waits and frustration that just simply builds at the airport injustices happening all around when you are just trying to get through a line and do what you are told!!!!!! Hope your trip is good despite all the delays..
    xo lyns
    PS..my blog address has changed to URL above!!! I am now a typepad customer!!!

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  3. Oh my. Ohhhh My. For the rest of my life, I hope that I’ll remember this post whenever i’m in a similar situation! Talk about frusturating!
    I really enjoyed playing catch up on your site and especially took note of your Dad’s advice about measuring time in cars. I’ve never done that, but my hub has, in many ways! I think I’ll start that tradition with my oldest daughter, who started driving earlier this year. When I finish this comment, I’m going to head into the family room to tell hub about it. I know he’ll think it’s a great idea!
    It was so good to see the pictures of the kids again, they have grown healthy and strong. What a precious family you and your wife have!

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  4. sounds kinda like disney.
    thanks for the new pix.

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  5. I’ve never been there, but it sounds like quite an experience. I’m patient, but those lines sound outrageous.
    Thanks for visiting today. Hope the rest of your trip goes well. 🙂

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  6. I am visiting after reading your hilarious comment on Laura’s (Vitaminsea) blog. Great stuff. I’ll be back!

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Insanity in Shanghai

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6 Replies to “Insanity in Shanghai”

  1. Mum aka Mo (grandmother) aka Maureen Lyons November 13, 2005 at 11:37 pm

    Great blog, Chuck. But I was tired and frustrated just reading it so can only imagine the challenge for you! Trust peace and calm return soon to your business life.
    Love, M xox

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  2. I am so with you on the long waits and frustration that just simply builds at the airport injustices happening all around when you are just trying to get through a line and do what you are told!!!!!! Hope your trip is good despite all the delays..
    xo lyns
    PS..my blog address has changed to URL above!!! I am now a typepad customer!!!

    Reply

  3. Oh my. Ohhhh My. For the rest of my life, I hope that I’ll remember this post whenever i’m in a similar situation! Talk about frusturating!
    I really enjoyed playing catch up on your site and especially took note of your Dad’s advice about measuring time in cars. I’ve never done that, but my hub has, in many ways! I think I’ll start that tradition with my oldest daughter, who started driving earlier this year. When I finish this comment, I’m going to head into the family room to tell hub about it. I know he’ll think it’s a great idea!
    It was so good to see the pictures of the kids again, they have grown healthy and strong. What a precious family you and your wife have!

    Reply

  4. sounds kinda like disney.
    thanks for the new pix.

    Reply

  5. I’ve never been there, but it sounds like quite an experience. I’m patient, but those lines sound outrageous.
    Thanks for visiting today. Hope the rest of your trip goes well. 🙂

    Reply

  6. I am visiting after reading your hilarious comment on Laura’s (Vitaminsea) blog. Great stuff. I’ll be back!

    Reply

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ABOUT AUTHOR
Charles

Originally from Canada and lived in Hong Kong for fifteen years. Married to the terribly talented & gorgeous Tess.

RECENT POSTS
No Joy

I doubt my father will be thrilled with my inaugural entry into the blogging world. But read on anyway… In my younger, pre-parenthood and much

Sebastian’s Knee

Many read Tess’ post on Sebastian’s knee. I will now tell you what ended up happening at the Tuesday morning follow-up appointment. This is Hong

Sebastian the Naughty Pedestrian

I am writing from Bangkok. I am on a business trip and staying in the same hotel from my first trip to Asia in 1990.

New pictures posted!

new pictures posted on tess’ blog of the triplets and Sebastian… click here!

Macau Recruiting Issues

Tantalizing Tess left today for her grandfather’s funeral. Sombre moods. I am sitting at our computer sipping a glass of white wine. It’s about 11